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Thursday, July 31, 2008
August: What have you read? A16
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17 comments:
Anonymous
said...
salam..^^
i have read about jet li's profile..the reason i read it because of the assignment that madam ju gave us..if it wasn't an assignment, i swear to god i won't even think i will do such reading..this is because i'm not a reading kind of person..unless it is magazines or something that interest me..
back to the main point..jet li is a famous martial artist and an actor..he was born in 1963, that means that he is 45 years old this year..hm...quite senior..hihihi...^^
he started kung fu when he was 8 years old and he got his 1st 5 medal when he was 11..hmm...impressive isn't it..
did you know that chow yuen fat's role in the movie 'Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon' originally was jet li's..i also didn't know until i read about his profile..he dropped the role because he promised his present wife which is Nina Li Chi which also an actress that he'll stop acting during his wife's pregnancy...
have you heard a story that tittle "little women"... I'm sure that many of us have not hear of it...
well, there are some 'great illustrated classics' books...
let me tell you a little bit of LITTLE WOMEN synopsis...:-
"Meg, Jo, Beth, and Emy growing up in 19th century America. their happy family life is disturbed when their father leaves for the Civil War and shaken further when mother must leave to nurse their wounded father back to health. But family love and loyalty keeps them together. As the years pass the girls become women and learn more about life and love. " - Louisa May Alcott's timeless classic shows the joys of growing up in a warm and loving family
to anyone that have no read it, i hope that you might enjoy yourself when you do..
i just read latest edition of mastika..i hope it is okay to comment about malay magazine..
what interest me the most is the problems in our society..teenagers for exact...i think that teenagers nowadays are mostly lost and sometime even i become confused..who's fault is it??? is it the teenagers themself or their parents or their friends...???
teenagers are big enough to think whats right or wrong..but why are they still doing with drugs, free sex stuff..
moving along to their parents, where are they??? now i know why my mother always told me to be ware and always take care of myself..and how much my mother had took care of me..thank you mak..love you..
my mother always tells me to carefully choose my friends and sometime i felt like i am just a small girl that my mother always have to commentall my activity and friends..but now i know..
this teenagers problem had become kind of lifestyle among our citizen that should not be at the first place..
i hope that there will be somebody or an organization that can help not just us but the teenagers that having these kind of problem...
I would like to share a funny story will all of you.. I hope you might enjoy yourself reading this..Here it goes:
"A store that sells husbands has just opened where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men…
The store is composed of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights.
There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building.
So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband.
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs. The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?"
So up she goes.
The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids. The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's further up?" And up she goes again.
The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking. "Hmmm, better" she says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?"
The fourth floor sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and help with the housework. "Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there must be more further up!" And again she heads up another flight.
The fifth floor sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak. "Oh, mercy me! But just think… what must be awaiting me further on?" So up to the sixth floor she goes.
The sixth floor sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 3,456,789,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at The Husband Store and have a nice day."
Once again i would share a funny story.. It is about:- A LETTER TO EX-GIRL FRIEND
"Dear Monisha,
Thanks for being my love for one and half years, whenyou receive this letter I believe you might have selected anew boy friend and started enjoying your dating.
Every lovers needs to struggle a bit to get a boy friend or girl friend.
Monisha … In order to recover your missing, I got another girl from next street & as you know this is my forth love, from all my past experiences I have learned a lot.
When the love blossoms everyone starts writing love letters, you know very well… I have written many love letter to you , and writing a love letter in poetic way is not so easy nowadays MONISHA , and it’s a time consuming work, In order to avoid all this I need all my lover letters back so that I can put corrector and send to my new girl friend , please send it back to me , I don’t have poetic references or any photocopy of these letters.
Another thing MONISHA, I have given you one cute photo of mine , can you send it to me please , you knowbetter that this is the only photo I look very cute & handsome and this photo I have taken when I was in my very first love.
And also, during my 1 ½ years of love days I have spend lot of monies for impressing you , I am attaching a list of expenses which I request you to clear it at the earliest.
The expenses are as follows: Lunch / Dinner ; 895, Cool Drinks 2938 Rs, Snacks 5645 Rs. , Juice 3845 Rs. Cinema 1235Rs. Internet Chatting 1499 Rs. , Mobile 2546 Rs. Petrol 4255 Rs. Gift Items 7850 Rs, - Grand Total : 30,708 rs (in Words : Thrity Thousand Seven Hundred and Eight Rupees).
Please try to clear the above amount so that I can spend these monies on my new girl friend, and more over if you have any of my gift lying with you, am ready to take these packs in half prices. Please calculate the value of packs left over and deduct it from the above statement of account.
I am enclosing herewith your love letters (Weigh around 4 Kg) so that you no need to write again to your boy friend and your photo so that you can give to your new BF.
Also, please advise your expenses which incurred during our dates, I don’t think you have got any expenditure during these dates, I have seen many time that you always forget your purse when it comes to pay.
Anyway I hope you will clear the above outstanding at the earliest and wishing you a very wonderful 6th love affair with Subil.
assalamualaikum... so..what i have read? i have read many things which i interest to read while i am searching the internet...
i read about.. news how to be a good presenter? also about civil engineering company which very close to me...
i am very glad to share one important thing with all of my friend, it about our coarse and about our future job...
i have read that most of civil engineering company they will look for our ability to play with autocad.. if we really master it,then we have a chance to work under them.. if not,you understand it right?...
what have i read...hmm.. reading actually...i`m not finish it yet...huhuhu... it a novel...the title is "Growing Up In Trengganu" by Awang Goneng... it is a present from my uncle that he bought at uK..huhuuh... its funny...coz y should he bough that book at the oversea... huhuhu... i`m from terengganu... never cross in my mind to read that kind of book...huhuhuhuh... but its fun... i enjoy reading it.. knowing how the older people do when they were young... knowing the traditional 'kuey'.. huuhhu...and all the history about terengganu..huuhhu.. long live eastcost..huhuhu..i`m going to finish it.. just another 2 chapters... huhhuh... that all what can i say about a book that i have...and i started read it after midsem holiday.. huhuhu... wish me luck.. hihkihk..
salam Like the other,i also read something interisting..
It is about the writer of the book that title The Art Of War.. Even i not end my reading this book,but i get some information about this book.. The Art of War is said to have been penned by Sun Tzu and was originally called the Sun Tzu Ping Fa (Pinyin: Sunzi Bingfa), or simply the Sun Tzu. It presents a complete philosophy of war for managing conflicts and winning clear victories. Contrary to popular perceptions, it contains not only the writing of the original author, but also commentary and clarifications from later military philosophers, such as Li Ch'uan and Tu Mu. It is widely accepted as a masterpiece on strategy and has been referenced by generals and theorists throughout history.
The reason i read this book,because the new manager of chelsea,Luiz Felipe Scolari always gave this book to their player to get the inspiration from this book..
Today I would like to share u about martial art. It is because i'm very interesting in martial art around the world. I have read alot of article about martial art. And now I want to share the history of SILAT.
Silat spread throughout the Malay Archipelago since the seventh century AD, but its origin is still uncertain. However, silat has been acknowledged as a genuine Malay art. Malay people that have inhabited coastal cities of Sumatra island and Malay peninsula, from Aceh in the north to Kelantan, Kedah and Riau archipelago in the south, were the people who practiced silat. Contacts with other ethnic groups in the coastal cities had also influenced silat. There is evidence that Chinese and Indian culture had influence the martial art forms.When Islam was spread throughout the archipelago in the fourteenth century, it was taught alongside with silat. Besides as a combative art and cultural folk dance, silat then became a spiritual training. Malays, in particular in Malay peninsula, considers the legendary story of Hang Tuah of the fourteenth century as the father of silat.
Until now I’m very proud to be Malaysian whose practice silat. I hope silat will be popular for new generation. And I still remember that word from Malacca warrior Hang Tuah ‘takan melayu hilang di dunia’.
Recently, i have read The New Straits Time news.The title is `Close call for two as concrete falls on cars'.
The news story about two motorists cheated death after small chunks of concrete from Pillar 28 of the Middle Ring Road 2 flyover hit the roof of their cars. The two were heading towards Batu Caves from Sungai Buloh.
A witness, RapidKL bus attendant Zainuddin Mohamad Taib, said he saw chunks of plaster from Pillar 28 hitting the roofs of the cars. The drivers were lucky as they immediately moved over to the side of the highway to check their cars.
The 37-year-old said he was aware of cracks on one of the pillars.
Another witness, lorry driver Sundar Kandarsamy, 30, said the cracks were quite visible.
"Somebody could be killed if the pillar gives way."
Motorist Tan Shing, who uses the MRR2 daily, said he was fed up with the situation. "This is the third time. It is an inconvenience to everyone because the congestion is terrible," he said.
During my mid semester break i had read a artical that attract my attention...The title is how to be a good son..
To be a good son it have seven step..the step is : 1) dont use bad language when to your parent.. 2) Listen all things that teacher said to you. 3) Be honest with your parent 4) Be independant. 5) dont be lazybone. 6) Love your brother and sister 7) show your love to your parent.
That seven thing can make your parent feel that you as son appreciate them as your parent and will make your relation with your parent become more stronger...
Also in this article also given a few tips that can maintain our relation with our parent..firstly,dont yell when talking..Next, share something interesting or jokes with your parent..ok... you can read this article at www.wikihow.com/Be-a-good-son
You guys have to read this. It is so funny and you won’t miss it… This funny story is about 4 buddies commencing their Saturday games. When the first man begins, the other three are bragging on their progeny. The 1st golfer describes his son; “He started out as a carpenter, worked his way up and became a builder. He was successful last year. In fact, that he gave a friend a new house.” 2nd golfer replies: “Well, my son started out as a car salesman and did so well he ended up owning the dealership. He’s done so well and he gave a friend a car!” 3rd golfer counters; “My son has worked his way up from mailroom of a stockbroker to owning the agency. He gave a friend a pile of stocks and bonds worth thousands dollars!” As they join the fourth golfer on the green, he asked what they’d been talking about. “Oh, our successful sons!” replied one. “By the way, how’s your boy?” He replied: “he’s still a hairdresser, that’s he done for 15 years now. I just found out he’s homosexual and that took a little adjustment for all of us. But he’s my son and I love him. Besides, he got three rich boyfriends; one gave him a house, one gave him a car, and one gave him a pile of stocks and bonds.”
Can you imagine? This meant that ‘the three rich boyfriends are the 1st, 2nd and the 3rd golfers’ sons… hahaha… I’ve told you this is an interesting story…..
I've read from internet before on 5 tips to improve your memory.. As students, I think it is very useful to us..so, the following five tips will certainly be helpful to improve our memory:-
1. play indoor games like chess, and carom which will stimulate the performance of your brain, thinking and planning capabilities and your organizing abilities. 2. pay attention to minute details when you go to a place or when you meet a person. (ex:observe the size and colour of his dress, his height, his complexion etc and try to recall them when you go back to your residence. it is kind of exercise to the brain enhance the memory power. 3. do some brain exercise to keep your brain in good working condition and sharp. 4. try to indulge in new activities as often as possible and take up your favourite activities.. 5. good memory is about method. you need to constantly work on it with some new techniques.
well, how was it?? have you try any of those tips? i haven't try it before but now, i definitely will follow the tips.. hopping that you guys will too... ok then, bye..
is there any of you that fell uncomfortable with your body?? do you want to loose your weight? well, figuring out how to loose weight is a challenging for many of us. well, i have some tip for you guys.. 1. get small, realistic goals 2. start a regular exercise program and stick with it 3. sneak in extra exercise in addition to your regular program 4. eat low-fat, high-fiber foods such as salads and vegetables pastas 5. choose food that you like 6. eat smaller, more frequent meal. 7. plan ahead 8. keep a food diary 9. once you discover your favorite snack time, be sure to have plenty of healthful option available
are any of you guys love shopping? I'm so sure that most of you love it, especially girls..here some simple tips for you guys.... a) if you have enough time you should go to different stores and compare prices before you buy b) buy during sales...(most of us did this,especially our mom..) c) buy what you like and what is comfortable d) check your items over so you won't buy something that has a hole on it e) shop an stores with good qualities
hear is a short joke that i want to share with you guys..
A: I have the perfect son. B: Does he smoke? A: No, he doesn't. B: Does he drink whiskey? A: No, he doesn't. B: Does he ever come home late? A: No, he doesn't. B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he? A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.
ok, here are another jokes for you guys well, may you have of it before..
Customer: Excuse me, but I saw your thumb in my soup when you were carrying it. Waitress: Oh, that's okay. The soup isn't hot.
Customer in a restaurant: I would like to have a plate of rice and a piece of fried chicken and a cup of coffee Waitress : Is it enough Sir? Customer : What? Do you think I can't buy more?
17 comments:
salam..^^
i have read about jet li's profile..the reason i read it because of the assignment that madam ju gave us..if it wasn't an assignment, i swear to god i won't even think i will do such reading..this is because i'm not a reading kind of person..unless it is magazines or something that interest me..
back to the main point..jet li is a famous martial artist and an actor..he was born in 1963, that means that he is 45 years old this year..hm...quite senior..hihihi...^^
he started kung fu when he was 8 years old and he got his 1st 5 medal when he was 11..hmm...impressive isn't it..
did you know that chow yuen fat's role in the movie 'Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon' originally was jet li's..i also didn't know until i read about his profile..he dropped the role because he promised his present wife which is Nina Li Chi which also an actress that he'll stop acting during his wife's pregnancy...
he is so famous, i wish to meet him someday..
salam..^^
assalamualaikum....
have you heard a story that tittle "little women"... I'm sure that many of us have not hear of it...
well, there are some 'great illustrated classics' books...
let me tell you a little bit of LITTLE WOMEN synopsis...:-
"Meg, Jo, Beth, and Emy growing up in 19th century America. their happy family life is disturbed when their father leaves for the Civil War and shaken further when mother must leave to nurse their wounded father back to health. But family love and loyalty keeps them together. As the years pass the girls become women and learn more about life and love. "
- Louisa May Alcott's timeless classic shows the joys of growing up in a warm and loving family
to anyone that have no read it, i hope that you might enjoy yourself when you do..
SYAIRAH (AA08171)
salam...^^
i just read latest edition of mastika..i hope it is okay to comment about malay magazine..
what interest me the most is the problems in our society..teenagers for exact...i think that teenagers nowadays are mostly lost and sometime even i become confused..who's fault is it??? is it the teenagers themself or their parents or their friends...???
teenagers are big enough to think whats right or wrong..but why are they still doing with drugs, free sex stuff..
moving along to their parents, where are they??? now i know why my mother always told me to be ware and always take care of myself..and how much my mother had took care of me..thank you mak..love you..
my mother always tells me to carefully choose my friends and sometime i felt like i am just a small girl that my mother always have to commentall my activity and friends..but now i know..
this teenagers problem had become kind of lifestyle among our citizen that should not be at the first place..
i hope that there will be somebody or an organization that can help not just us but the teenagers that having these kind of problem...
salam...^^
Assalamualaikum..
Hai..
I would like to share a funny story will all of you.. I hope you might enjoy yourself reading this..Here it goes:
"A store that sells husbands has just opened where a woman may go to choose a husband from among many men…
The store is composed of 6 floors, and the men increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights.
There is, however, a catch. As you open the door to any floor you may choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back down except to exit the building.
So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband.
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs.
The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's further up?"
So up she goes.
The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.
The woman remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's further up?" And up she goes again.
The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking.
"Hmmm, better" she says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?"
The fourth floor sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking and help with the housework.
"Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there must be more further up!" And again she heads up another flight.
The fifth floor sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak.
"Oh, mercy me! But just think… what must be awaiting me further on?" So up to the sixth floor she goes.
The sixth floor sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 3,456,789,012 to this floor.
There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at The Husband Store and have a nice day."
WELL, HOW WAS IT??
Interesting right??
SYAIRAH (AA08171)
Assalamualaikum..
Once again i would share a funny story.. It is about:-
A LETTER TO EX-GIRL FRIEND
"Dear Monisha,
Thanks for being my love for one and half years, whenyou receive this letter I believe you might have selected anew boy friend and started enjoying your dating.
Every lovers needs to struggle a bit to get a boy friend or girl friend.
Monisha … In order to recover your missing, I got another girl from next street & as you know this is my forth love, from all my past experiences I have learned a lot.
When the love blossoms everyone starts writing love letters, you know very well… I have written many love letter to you , and writing a love letter in poetic way is not so easy nowadays MONISHA , and it’s a time consuming work, In order to avoid all this I need all my lover letters back so that I can put corrector and send to my new girl friend , please send it back to me , I don’t have poetic references or any photocopy of these letters.
Another thing MONISHA, I have given you one cute photo of mine , can you send it to me please , you knowbetter that this is the only photo I look very cute & handsome and this photo I have taken when I was in my very first love.
And also, during my 1 ½ years of love days I have spend lot of monies for impressing you , I am attaching a list of expenses which I request you to clear it at the earliest.
The expenses are as follows: Lunch / Dinner ; 895, Cool Drinks 2938 Rs, Snacks 5645 Rs. , Juice 3845 Rs. Cinema 1235Rs. Internet Chatting 1499 Rs. , Mobile 2546 Rs. Petrol 4255 Rs. Gift Items 7850 Rs, - Grand Total : 30,708 rs (in Words : Thrity Thousand Seven Hundred and Eight Rupees).
Please try to clear the above amount so that I can spend these monies on my new girl friend, and more over if you have any of my gift lying with you, am ready to take these packs in half prices. Please calculate the value of packs left over and deduct it from the above statement of account.
I am enclosing herewith your love letters (Weigh around 4 Kg) so that you no need to write again to your boy friend and your photo so that you can give to your new BF.
Also, please advise your expenses which incurred during our dates, I don’t think you have got any expenditure during these dates, I have seen many time that you always forget your purse when it comes to pay.
Anyway I hope you will clear the above outstanding at the earliest and wishing you a very wonderful 6th love affair with Subil.
Your Ex-lover ….
Manaasu
manaasu@hotmail.com
assalamualaikum...
so..what i have read?
i have read many things which i interest to read while i am searching the internet...
i read about..
news
how to be a good presenter?
also about civil engineering company which very close to me...
i am very glad to share one important thing with all of my friend,
it about our coarse and about our future job...
i have read that
most of civil engineering company they will look for our ability to play with autocad..
if we really master it,then we have a chance to work under them..
if not,you understand it right?...
so i hope we ca master it..
that all for me...
thank you...
assalamualaikum..
salam...
what have i read...hmm..
reading actually...i`m not finish it yet...huhuhu...
it a novel...the title is "Growing Up In Trengganu" by Awang Goneng...
it is a present from my uncle that he bought at uK..huhuuh...
its funny...coz y should he bough that book at the oversea...
huhuhu...
i`m from terengganu...
never cross in my mind to read that kind of book...huhuhuhuh...
but its fun...
i enjoy reading it..
knowing how the older people do when they were young...
knowing the traditional 'kuey'..
huuhhu...and all the history about terengganu..huuhhu..
long live eastcost..huhuhu..i`m going to finish it..
just another 2 chapters...
huhhuh...
that all what can i say about a book that i have...and i started read it after midsem holiday..
huhuhu...
wish me luck..
hihkihk..
bubye..
salam
salam
Like the other,i also read something
interisting..
It is about the writer of the book that title The Art Of War..
Even i not end my reading this book,but i get some information about this book..
The Art of War is said to have been penned by Sun Tzu and was originally called the Sun Tzu Ping Fa (Pinyin: Sunzi Bingfa), or simply the Sun Tzu. It presents a complete philosophy of war for managing conflicts and winning clear victories. Contrary to popular perceptions, it contains not only the writing of the original author, but also commentary and clarifications from later military philosophers, such as Li Ch'uan and Tu Mu. It is widely accepted as a masterpiece on strategy and has been referenced by generals and theorists throughout history.
The reason i read this book,because the new manager of chelsea,Luiz Felipe Scolari always gave this book to their player to get the inspiration from this book..
Tq
Salam
Nasoha-AA08189
Salam...
Today I would like to share u about martial art. It is because i'm very interesting in martial art around the world. I have read alot of article about martial art. And now I want to share the history of SILAT.
Silat spread throughout the Malay Archipelago since the seventh century AD, but its origin is still uncertain. However, silat has been acknowledged as a genuine Malay art. Malay people that have inhabited coastal cities of Sumatra island and Malay peninsula, from Aceh in the north to Kelantan, Kedah and Riau archipelago in the south, were the people who practiced silat.
Contacts with other ethnic groups in the coastal cities had also influenced silat. There is evidence that Chinese and Indian culture had influence the martial art forms.When Islam was spread throughout the archipelago in the fourteenth century, it was taught alongside with silat. Besides as a combative art and cultural folk dance, silat then became a spiritual training. Malays, in particular in Malay peninsula, considers the legendary story of Hang Tuah of the fourteenth century as the father of silat.
Until now I’m very proud to be Malaysian whose practice silat. I hope silat will be popular for new generation. And I still remember that word from Malacca warrior Hang Tuah ‘takan melayu hilang di dunia’.
Tq…..
RIDHWAN (AA08185)
Assalamualaikum.......
and allo...
Recently, i have read The New Straits Time news.The title is `Close call for two as concrete falls on cars'.
The news story about two motorists cheated death after small chunks of concrete from Pillar 28 of the Middle Ring Road 2 flyover hit the roof of their cars. The two were heading towards Batu Caves from Sungai Buloh.
A witness, RapidKL bus attendant Zainuddin Mohamad Taib, said he saw chunks of plaster from Pillar 28 hitting the roofs of the cars. The drivers were lucky as they immediately moved over to the side of the highway to check their cars.
The 37-year-old said he was aware of cracks on one of the pillars.
Another witness, lorry driver Sundar Kandarsamy, 30, said the cracks were quite visible.
"Somebody could be killed if the pillar gives way."
Motorist Tan Shing, who uses the MRR2 daily, said he was fed up with the situation.
"This is the third time. It is an inconvenience to everyone because the congestion is terrible," he said.
Conclusion??? many witness there..ehehehe.....
That's all...
Tq....
Fadhlan AA08186
ANAS(AA08039)
Assalamualaikum and hye everyone...
During my mid semester break i had read a artical that attract my attention...The title is how to be a good son..
To be a good son it have seven step..the step is :
1) dont use bad language when to your parent..
2) Listen all things that teacher said to you.
3) Be honest with your parent
4) Be independant.
5) dont be lazybone.
6) Love your brother and sister
7) show your love to your parent.
That seven thing can make your parent feel that you as son appreciate them as your parent and will make your relation with your parent become more stronger...
Also in this article also given a few tips that can maintain our relation with our parent..firstly,dont yell when talking..Next, share something interesting or jokes with your parent..ok... you can read this article at
www.wikihow.com/Be-a-good-son
thats all from me thank you..
You guys have to read this. It is so funny and you won’t miss it…
This funny story is about 4 buddies commencing their Saturday games. When the first man begins, the other three are bragging on their progeny.
The 1st golfer describes his son; “He started out as a carpenter, worked his way up and became a builder. He was successful last year. In fact, that he gave a friend a new house.”
2nd golfer replies: “Well, my son started out as a car salesman and did so well he ended up owning the dealership. He’s done so well and he gave a friend a car!”
3rd golfer counters; “My son has worked his way up from mailroom of a stockbroker to owning the agency. He gave a friend a pile of stocks and bonds worth thousands dollars!”
As they join the fourth golfer on the green, he asked what they’d been talking about. “Oh, our successful sons!” replied one. “By the way, how’s your boy?”
He replied: “he’s still a hairdresser, that’s he done for 15 years now. I just found out he’s homosexual and that took a little adjustment for all of us. But he’s my son and I love him. Besides, he got three rich boyfriends; one gave him a house, one gave him a car, and one gave him a pile of stocks and bonds.”
Can you imagine? This meant that ‘the three rich boyfriends are the 1st, 2nd and the 3rd golfers’ sons… hahaha… I’ve told you this is an interesting story…..
Syairah
(aa08171)
hello..
I've read from internet before on 5 tips to improve your memory.. As students, I think it is very useful to us..so, the following five tips will certainly be helpful to improve our memory:-
1. play indoor games like chess, and carom which will stimulate the performance of your brain, thinking and planning capabilities and your organizing abilities.
2. pay attention to minute details when you go to a place or when you meet a person. (ex:observe the size and colour of his dress, his height, his complexion etc and try to recall them when you go back to your residence. it is kind of exercise to the brain enhance the memory power.
3. do some brain exercise to keep your brain in good working condition and sharp.
4. try to indulge in new activities as often as possible and take up your favourite activities..
5. good memory is about method. you need to constantly work on it with some new techniques.
well, how was it?? have you try any of those tips? i haven't try it before but now, i definitely will follow the tips..
hopping that you guys will too...
ok then, bye..
syairah
(aa08171)
is there any of you that fell uncomfortable with your body?? do you want to loose your weight? well, figuring out how to loose weight is a challenging for many of us. well, i have some tip for you guys..
1. get small, realistic goals
2. start a regular exercise program and stick with it
3. sneak in extra exercise in addition to your regular program
4. eat low-fat, high-fiber foods such as salads and vegetables pastas
5. choose food that you like
6. eat smaller, more frequent meal.
7. plan ahead
8. keep a food diary
9. once you discover your favorite snack time, be sure to have plenty of healthful option available
ok, thank you
syairah
(aa08171)
are any of you guys love shopping? I'm so sure that most of you love it, especially girls..here some simple tips for you guys....
a) if you have enough time you should go to different stores and compare prices before you buy
b) buy during sales...(most of us did this,especially our mom..)
c) buy what you like and what is comfortable
d) check your items over so you won't buy something that has a hole on it
e) shop an stores with good qualities
syairah
(aa081171)
hear is a short joke that i want to share with you guys..
A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.
Syairah
(aa08171)
ok,
here are another jokes for you guys
well, may you have of it before..
Customer: Excuse me, but I saw your thumb in my soup when you were carrying it.
Waitress: Oh, that's okay. The soup isn't hot.
Customer in a restaurant: I would like to have a plate of rice and a piece of fried chicken and a cup of coffee
Waitress : Is it enough Sir?
Customer : What? Do you think I can't buy more?
hope that you might enjoy and make you laugh...
Syairah
(aa08171)
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